youngvlcanoes:

SO I WAS SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND

thanks dad

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngster

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

… that prefers the darkness…

… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

… but to no avail.

I am so glad this is back